Guy Langman, Crime Scene Procrastinator / Josh Berk / 230 pages

Francis Langman was once kicked out of synagogue for yelling "Jesus Christ!  Would somebody please turn on the fan!?."  (It was really hot in there.)  Guy Langman is lazy, a procrastinator.  He joins the Forensics Club because of Raquel, a beauty.  His father, Francis, has recently died and in going through his effects Guy finds a picture that piques his curiosity.  He discovers that this father had another son before him.  Is this second son a murderer?  Did he break into Guy's house and steal his father's treasure?  Guy and the Forensics Squad are on the case. Throughout the investigations and the book, Guy is writing Rules for Living, the Francis Langman Story.  Language, language, language!